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Comment on “From Now On You’ll Do As I Say” Abbott Tells Putin, In Hard-Hitting Imaginary Conversation by Pete

Pete — Thu, 20 Nov 2014 12:58:19 +0000

Abbot is a clown the only true world leader at the moment is Puttin . Abbott is just an Australian puppet for the American government , I’m Australian and it’s really sad to see that we’ve become puppets for the American regime of total domination

Comment on “From Now On You’ll Do As I Say” Abbott Tells Putin, In Hard-Hitting Imaginary Conversation by jim

jim — Wed, 19 Nov 2014 16:42:36 +0000

great site for real news to tackle rabbit and co.lol

Comment on “From Now On You’ll Do As I Say” Abbott Tells Putin, In Hard-Hitting Imaginary Conversation by Maybe Satire

Maybe Satire — Tue, 11 Nov 2014 06:33:33 +0000

Just wondering whether this was before or after he single-handedly disproved the concept of climate change, undid Labor’s budget mess by cleverly introducing a paid maternity scheme for high earners, convinced all Hazaras to return to the safety of Afghanistan and used his x-ray vision to locate MH370 in the Indian Ocean?

So many dreams and some people deny that he is visionary! How can people be so deluded?

Comment on “From Now On You’ll Do As I Say” Abbott Tells Putin, In Hard-Hitting Imaginary Conversation by Tom

Tom — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 05:28:43 +0000

The stuff that dreams are made of or is it to dream the impossible drean. Poor Tony ha ha

Comment on “From Now On You’ll Do As I Say” Abbott Tells Putin, In Hard-Hitting Imaginary Conversation by Brian Harry

Brian Harry — Sun, 09 Nov 2014 19:10:22 +0000

In reply to LJ.

It would be worse if you were in the spa with “pissy Chrissy Pyne”………or “fart’n Joe Hockey”

Comment on “From Now On You’ll Do As I Say” Abbott Tells Putin, In Hard-Hitting Imaginary Conversation by LJ

LJ — Sun, 09 Nov 2014 10:01:36 +0000

In reply to Tony. Tony, that is just too horrible to contemplate. Argh!

Comment on “From Now On You’ll Do As I Say” Abbott Tells Putin, In Hard-Hitting Imaginary Conversation by Tony

Tony — Sun, 09 Nov 2014 08:06:05 +0000

That’s just awesome.

Greg Sheridan, from The Australian, says that makes Tony Abbott the best PM in Australia’s history. And that he wishes he was in Tony’s daydream. With Rupert. And a spa.

Comment on Reality TV Now Just A Recap Of What’s Coming Up by dweebken

dweebken — Sun, 02 Nov 2014 21:27:19 +0000

I stopped watching live tv years ago because of this, and that the program breaks really interfered with my enjoyment of the ads, and show promotions, which make up the greater portion of their transmission time anyway. Now you can buy a TV pvr system that lets you fast forward through the program breaks so you can get to the next ad bracket faster, as it won’t let you fast forward through the ads; it’s called Freeview plus. Go FreeTv!

Comment on Reality TV Now Just A Recap Of What’s Coming Up by Michael Webb

Michael Webb — Mon, 27 Oct 2014 02:15:24 +0000

Take a moment to Take a look at what’s coming up folks in “Take-ALL TV”….? ( The Aljazeera Network is calling it TAKE ALL-AH TV… to cross LIVE for that on-the-spot TAKE which we can repeat/caption/repeat/caption for those whose attention is momentarily ‘unspanned’ by REAL-TIME outside where their front door used to be)…. but for the rest of us in WORTH’s-less Circus Land… TAKE some time OFF for some quality TIME OUT to watch TAKE (in) ALL TV… and we the sponsors won’t TAKE too Much of your TIME OUT…but we’ll only TAKE a FEW Moments… to give you a TAKE on what’s coming up… then you can TAKE a Short BREAK after which we’ll TAKE you back to our TAKE on the latest developments.. then at the Top of the HOUR … we’ll be TAKING a short Break whilst your local fast-food outlet is ready to TAKE orders for your TAKEAWAY … and don’t believe anyone if you think we’re TAKING the Micky…

Comment on Microsoft Word Spellcheck Not About To Just Let You Change From U.S. Spelling by Squirrel

Squirrel — Mon, 20 Oct 2014 01:24:19 +0000

In reply to Tony. Thanks, Tony, I loved that remark.

Comment on Microsoft Word Spellcheck Not About To Just Let You Change From U.S. Spelling by Squirrel

Squirrel — Mon, 20 Oct 2014 01:22:45 +0000

In reply to aardvaark. That could be Tony's way of giving Putin some common sense, seeing our PM believes in the "suppository of all wisdom". How about a competition with suppositories at 2 paces? Possibly fire hoses would need to be handy for the clean up.

Comment on Microsoft Word Spellcheck Not About To Just Let You Change From U.S. Spelling by James

James — Sun, 19 Oct 2014 08:46:12 +0000

In reply to aardvaark. that could get very messy...

Comment on Microsoft Word Spellcheck Not About To Just Let You Change From U.S. Spelling by aardvaark

aardvaark — Sun, 19 Oct 2014 05:43:21 +0000

And it’s that same spell checker that changes what Abbott is going to do to Putin to “shirtfront”. He really is going to shitfront him.

Comment on Family Reliant On Government Hand-outs To Have Second Child by Stuart

Stuart — Fri, 17 Oct 2014 07:38:27 +0000

I have no problem with this prince using his sovereign status. ( AS A SOVEREIGN BEING THAT IS HIS TITLE ) Clearly folks who have left comments here are under the illusion that they are also sovereign, not so you are all “subjects” assets if like an alternate description. Or the truth, you are all dead corporate assets or legal fictions. You have no right to question this prince and how he conducts his sovereign life.

President Richard Nixon terminated the gold standard for the liquid black gold standard. a very slippery mover 😉 How is it possible to be monetarily sovereign ? yea sure ! All FIAT currency is legal fiction — dead corporate twaddle. To be sovereign you must be alive ! and know it.

For the average “joe” on the street The legal twaddle gang make it appear that the Queen is self supporting, Are you people so naive ?

Comment on Microsoft Word Spellcheck Not About To Just Let You Change From U.S. Spelling by Kelvin Eldridge

Kelvin Eldridge — Thu, 16 Oct 2014 13:22:15 +0000

If you’re really nice to your computer it does behave, but to get rid of the z and other issues, that requires a little extra loving.

Comment on Men Who Will Never Be Married Meet To Decide Which Other People Can Never Be Married by John B. Wilson

John B. Wilson — Thu, 16 Oct 2014 00:15:07 +0000

Those cross dressers in the curia say that they ‘understand’! They also say that they are catholics – maybe so but they are not Christians.
John B.

Comment on Microsoft Word Spellcheck Not About To Just Let You Change From U.S. Spelling by Nettythe1st

Nettythe1st — Thu, 16 Oct 2014 00:04:54 +0000

Good call! It gives me the shitz too!

Comment on Microsoft Word Spellcheck Not About To Just Let You Change From U.S. Spelling by Tony

Tony — Wed, 15 Oct 2014 22:49:35 +0000

Common misconception – the English (AUS)option actually refers to Austrian English. It corrects your language so you don’t sound like a girly man.

Comment on Ice Bucket Challenge To Finish On Sunday by andriana

andriana — Sun, 12 Oct 2014 06:36:07 +0000

In reply to Tomo. i want to do the chalang but my mum said now is it to late to do it now

Comment on Doctors Desperately Trying To Photoshop Kim Jong-Un Back To Life by Mick

Mick — Sat, 11 Oct 2014 23:07:34 +0000

In reply to john o’callaghan.

This wegpage has been logged under metadata laws.
john o’callaghan no longer exists.

Nothing to see here people, move along.

Comment on Men Who Will Never Be Married Meet To Decide Which Other People Can Never Be Married by Tom

Tom — Thu, 09 Oct 2014 07:23:09 +0000

They are right men should deal with things that they have no experience like our government has no experience with Democracy,Justic, Freedom or Human Rights. Hmm maybe we can do a swap the Pope for Tony can’t be much worse.

Comment on Birthday Boy Putin ‘Humbled’ By Intricately Stage-Managed Spontaneous Outpourings Of Emotion by Eileen Naseby

Eileen Naseby — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 21:50:56 +0000

Gosh I was hoping he would be older than this.

Comment on Men Who Will Never Be Married Meet To Decide Which Other People Can Never Be Married by Bru

Bru — Mon, 06 Oct 2014 10:52:08 +0000

In reply to nobby. That article reveals lazy journalism. In fact the blokes run the whole planet! Look it's just a bunch of blokes getting together in one of the most beautiful cities hoping to work out why blokes are losing their grip on world domination.

Comment on Men Who Will Never Be Married Meet To Decide Which Other People Can Never Be Married by nobby

nobby — Mon, 06 Oct 2014 06:42:20 +0000

Put like this, it does sound a bit ridiculous, doesn’t it? There must be some reason why so many still accept it as normal.

Comment on Men Who Will Never Be Married Meet To Decide Which Other People Can Never Be Married by Buzz

Buzz — Mon, 06 Oct 2014 05:48:07 +0000

Haha! Love it!

Comment on George Clooney’s Farts ‘Perfect’, Says Media by debra small

debra small — Tue, 30 Sep 2014 09:14:23 +0000

very funny!

Comment on Doctors Desperately Trying To Photoshop Kim Jong-Un Back To Life by john o'callaghan

john o'callaghan — Sun, 28 Sep 2014 12:54:07 +0000

In reply to Tom. I apologise to the Dear Leader,please dont kill me.''''

Comment on Doctors Desperately Trying To Photoshop Kim Jong-Un Back To Life by Tom

Tom — Sun, 28 Sep 2014 07:20:51 +0000

How dare you say such things about dear leader Kim Jong-Un I have been sent by dear leader Anthony John-Abbottt to learn how to build better gulag, how to oppress minorty groups, how to take democratic freedoms away and how to win unwinnable elections with out really trying.
Welcome to the Peoples Demococratic Consitutional Monarchy of Australia.

Comment on Doctors Desperately Trying To Photoshop Kim Jong-Un Back To Life by john o'callaghan

john o'callaghan — Sun, 28 Sep 2014 01:20:39 +0000

They should put a grenade up the little bastards arse and blow his brains out.

Comment on Siri Replaced By Bono by Bruce

Bruce — Fri, 26 Sep 2014 11:57:34 +0000

In reply to Joe biden. I am an atheist and I still like it. Does that mean I will go to hell?